< please do not tip the machine >
2004-09-17
1:41 a.m.
so far, school's going all right. for the most part i've been spending my time in class, at work, and with my nose either in a book, in my day planner, or pressed up against a computer screen, fiddling with photoshop and illustrator for my homework assignments.
i'd forgotten how expensive and heavy school supplies are. so, i'm completely broke, but i'm getting some pretty good weight training out of lugging around gardner's art through the ages: the western perspective and the sixth edition of introduction to the human body: essentials of anatomy and physiology.
speaking of being broke, i found myself staring at a vending machine today, thinking about how there must be some way to get these fucking things to feed me for free. it's a computer, therefore there must be some way to hack it! it's that, or robbing the nice lady who sells sandwiches and pasta salad in the student lounge.
my friend's baby shower is in two days. i have no present, no money for a present, and no transportation to get over there. pfft. what's so great about babies, anyway? this whole "continuation of the human race" thing is a total scam, people. don't get sucked in!
now if you'll excuse me, i have to go get lost in the paleolithic era. there are some cave paintings i have to inspect and write about.
ADDENDUM 9/17, 8PM:
[da NA na na]
my playstation's broke
[da NA na na]
pizza fell on the floor
[da NA na na]
to top it all off
[da NA na na]
i live on the jersey shore
i got the dead game console, floor pie, can't write no songs in central new jersey bluuuuues
[da na na na na na na na na DA naaaa...]