2004-09-12
2:08 p.m.
good rule of thumb:
if i've been awake for less than 45 minutes, there's a VERY good chance that i don't want to talk to you.
just shut the fuck up. please. shut up, because unless pieces of my body have gone missing during the night or you're some alien overlord who's kidnapped me while i was sleeping and is looking to dissect me so that you can learn more about my species, i do not care.
and if you are an alien overlord, if i'd known you were coming i would've shaved my legs. we are not, in fact, a race of yetis.