2004-09-05
3:38 a.m.
disclaimer: i am drunk.
this highly inconsiderate young gentleman at the club told me he loved me, pinned me against a wall and tried to make out with me and then he tried to trade my friend a beer for me.,
goddamn, she's my FRIEND. if she was goihg to pimp me out, she'd hold out for at least a cosmo.
which is funny because i kinda thought he was gay. i took one look at him and thought "now there's a man who i bet loves his show tunes." then he wanted to dance and i was all "show me what you got, queer eye.'
and he did. and i'm still wiping the slobber off my face.